Curse

Ollj · Jul 07, 2005, 06:44 AM // 06:44

Or...
How not to find a good group:

A true story as introduction:
WaMo: GOOD EXPERIENED MAX DAMAGE TANK LOOKING FOR SMITHE RUNS
NWa: Do you have Ventrillo?
WaMo: Is that a Warrior elite Skill?

Hell its so goddamn hard to make a good team (especially for the underworld).
Thank god many people just say "do not invite me, im retarded" in many different ways.
Most times Allcaps makes it easier to sort them out, sometimes the devil is in the detail (like mentioning being infused or level 20 or "experienced") and sometimes its just plain obvious someone got a lot of help to get to were he is.
so here are the most stupid requests (and im calling names because i hate stupid kids that spam in allcaps):

Lea *** (ring of fire): w/m looking for group
[definitely no mesmer]

Lord Spawn Da Don(Hells Percipiece) : GROUP OF 7 WITH ONE HEALER LOOKING FOR ONE MORE HEALER MSG PERFECT GOOD
[holy allcaps]

Hellfire *** (Fort Ranik):I am Monkey...but i dont know where to go...
[that monk(ey) is asking to get spanked]

Falom Darkheart (Infuse run) : GROUP WANTS A MONK AS MAN, I AM A WARRIOR THAT CAN HEAL MYSELF FOR 160, PST ME
[Funniest thing in this game are warriors that think they are good healers]

Mighty *** (Hells Percipiece): Looking for 5 Warriors and 2 Monks to kick the crap out of this mission
[and to drain the energy out of this monks]

Garnex Hergod (Hells Percipiece): FORMING PERFECT GROUP---NEED 3W/MOS 1 ELE/WHATEVER AND 2 MO/WHATEVERS
Garnex Hergod (Hells Percipiece): FORMING PERFECT GROUP---NEED 3W/MOS AND 2 MO/WHATEVERS (healers)
[How did he ever made it that far, and whats the "whatever" class?]

Haze *** (Ring of Fire): Ranger level 20 fused exp, on mission have gone tru more than half way
[Wow, he made it half way, "level 20 fused" doesnt matter]

Seron of Rivendale (Temple of Ages): RECRUTING ANYONE FOR THE UW OR FISSURE FEE IS 125 ONLY!
Seron of Rivendale (Temple of Ages): Need only 2 members for UW - 125g each - pay me at Grenth statue
[He loves the money more than his group]

Mith Randir (All chat) LFG FOR HEORS CHALLENGE
Mith Randir (Trade chat) LFG FOR HEORS CHALLENGE!
[gj abusing trade chat.]

My *** (Hells percipiece): Looking for a --ing group!
[nice and direct, made me giggle]

Immortal Tanker (Temple of Ages): BEST GROUP FOR FISSURE NEED 2 MONK WEL BEAT QUESTS AND WIN WISPER Ern Momingstar
[hes not half as immortal as his name thinks]

Sir Riexe (temple of ages): INVITE ME TO A ***ING FISSURE PARTY CMON GUYS IVE BEN LOOKING FOR OVER HALF AN HOUR NOW W/MO
[and your waiting wont stop]

Red Hots Candy (Temple of ages): LVL 20 NUKER LF SMALL SMITE GROUP-(FIRE @16 % OVER 333XP)
[he is obviously "relatively new" to this game]

Mistress of *** (Temple of ages): ~*~ Skilled Necro/Me 20 LFG For FoW or UW! Have Previous Experience! Have Beaten the Game and have infused armor! ~*~
[almost a perfect request, untill near the end]

Sniper Sam (Temple of Ages) EXP RANGER FLG IN FISSURE OR UW QUESTS SO I CAN GET SPIDER I WILL NOT LEAVE! UNLESS THERE ARE n00bs I HAVE TS
[of course he is going to leave, that means if this noob will aver make it to the spider]

Smart One (Temple of ages 1): omg sissy boys recruting in temple of ages dis 8
[sadly he spammed it]

So i got a new hobby, just sitting around in Temple of Ages, Hells percipiece and Thirsty river, to collect dumb requests...

OrangeArrow · Jul 07, 2005, 06:52 AM // 06:52

reminds me of the time a "Nuker" with 15 fire tried to join one of my groups..
I sent him an invite and saw he was a ranger primary got kicked 2 seconds later.

proffbeer · Jul 07, 2005, 07:39 AM // 07:39

yea, i've seen some prized ones myself. makes you wonder what kids are taught in school anymore, or if they even go to school now.

Kuku Monk · Jul 07, 2005, 07:26 PM // 19:26

What is school?

I had a warrior yell at me (W/R) today b/c he rushed into a crowd of about 11 charr and I didn't. He died, I lived, my group lived...

Dumachum · Jul 07, 2005, 07:42 PM // 19:42

I find the new practice in ToA of advertising your total experience points and fame earned to be rather humorable. As if they had any bearing on anything what so ever.

"I am a GODLY E/mo Nuker with 16fire and over 1.3mil exp and 1000 fame LFG 4 UW or FoW (no noobs)"

Then there are those that are just clueless assholes who refuse to take anything but W/Mo's, E/mo, and Mo/'s in their UW/FoW party.

Algren Cole · Jul 07, 2005, 07:46 PM // 19:46

pfftt...if you can't do UW/FoW runs with henchies you're a noob

kleps · Jul 07, 2005, 08:11 PM // 20:11

gotta love reading these spams in town. they make me laugh.

Ollj · Jul 07, 2005, 08:20 PM // 20:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dumachum

I find the new practice in ToA of advertising your total experience points and fame earned to be rather humorable. As if they had any bearing on anything what so ever.

"I am a GODLY E/mo Nuker with 16fire and over 1.3mil exp and 1000 fame LFG 4 UW or FoW (no noobs)"

Then there are those that are just clueless assholes who refuse to take anything but W/Mo's, E/mo, and Mo/'s in their UW/FoW party.

yeah. i just got my N/R kicked out of a party for being the only Necro in it and for 1 warrior and a monk not being enough for them.
I picked hencheman and killed fast with grents ballance, stealing 500 health ignoring everything.

Jaythen Tyradel · Jul 07, 2005, 08:37 PM // 20:37

I was in post-sear Ascalon today and a guy was spamming that he had an "ultra rare" dye. He called it, as he wrote it, Xcalibur dye. Claimed that it turned blue items into gold items. Selling it for 1k and claimed he has alrady sold 6 of them so far. Not very "ultra rare" then.

in the end:
it was a mixed dye to look gold.

salja Wachi · Jul 07, 2005, 08:55 PM // 20:55

lmao absolutely hilarious. i love it keep them coming. i am going to start jotting down the good ones i see as well

Blue · Jul 07, 2005, 09:03 PM // 21:03

My first post,

Most fun I've ever had in GW was watching one of my friends pretending to have Black dyes and wanting to sell them for 500g.

"Want to sell Black dyes (12), 500g each"

Then when people whispered him he would tell them he was in another dis or town and to go there to meet him. Never seen so many greedy people trying to take advantage of a person. Probably had 20 whispers in 5 min. It was so much fun he decided to just hop from town to town and put up random dis. and outposts. He had one guy whisper him from dis 2 yaks bend (He was in ascalon city hiding dis 3) "where are you man, I told you to save me one, where are you." Peoples greed is the cause for much humor

My Bob

EmperorTippy · Jul 07, 2005, 09:12 PM // 21:12

The worst is people who get WTS and WTB mixed up. I mean if I post WTS Black dye am I really going to buy yours when you whisper me? Or if I post WTB Obsidian Shard will I really sell you one? NO I WON'T.